Opponents claim she wants to move the nation’s capital to Katmandu

I have been watching politics since I was a baby on my father’s knee and have never seen the realm so .
contentious.
True story. I had to unfriend a former colleague, a local anchor who referred to President Obama as Mandingo.
He probably did not realize that It’s actually a compliment (look it up), but I found the reference more than distasteful.
That brings me to my choice for president. I have always been a fan. She’s tasteful. Colorful. And she never says the wrong thing. Okay, that may be because Hello Kitty does not have a mouth. Even if she did, you would never find her paw in it. She also gets by vote because she is so stylish. This is Chic Street after all.
Birthers have already begun to rattle their sabers. It seems some records indicate she was born in London, England. Hey, wasn’t the United States founded by British rebels? Close enough.

Her opponents also unleashed a negative ad that claims she wants to relocate the nation’s capital to Katmandu. Mudslinging aside, or was that kitty litter, she’s sticking to her platform, based on “friendship, fun and happiness.” All I can say is Hail to the Cat. Hello Kitty 2012.